Ottobre 2011
Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
I see all these teenagers partying and drinking...
fuck-you-im-hilarious:
damnthatswhatshesaid:
And I’m just sitting here like
My life
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when... →
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
