galifianafuck: if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will: take car go to mum’s kill phil grab liz go to the winchester have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over
finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage
Me: oh my god this guy is perfect for me omg he needs to have my children we need to get married he's so cute aksjfasfkjaslf
Me: *ships him with other man*
When you're looking at yourself alone in the...
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter